Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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