I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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