he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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