Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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