it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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