i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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