My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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