What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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