If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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