So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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