There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I need to align my fucking chakras
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