I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
