She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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