You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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