Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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