Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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