oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Randomize
