Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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