you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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