fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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