don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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