Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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