I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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