Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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