THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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