We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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