ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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