She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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