You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
we should paint friendship bongs
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