Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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