Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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