So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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