recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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