I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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