You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just tell him i said nine months
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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