Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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