its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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