i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Randomize
