He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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