yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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