don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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