Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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