and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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