Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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