Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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