Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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