My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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