Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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