Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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