Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
