is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
