summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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