you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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