Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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