Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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